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somewhere in the world a hot boy is probably naked. amazing.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
According to my mother, you cannot call yourself a writer unless you make money from writing.
I told her she couldn’t call herself a mother unless she made money from mothering.
She’s not talking to me now.
To this day, this remains my greatest moment.